Wankpuffin who campaigned against freedom of movement inadvertently praises freedom of movement.

Wankpuffin in Chief of the BeLeave campaign, and by campaign I mean Facebook page, Darren Grimes once again puts his foot clean in his his mouth by extolling the virtues of freedom of movement.

Grimes, who was fined 20 grand by the Electoral Commission for moving hundreds of thousands of pounds of questionable funds into moody Facebook ads took to Twitter today to exclaim “Just crossed the border from Italy into Switzerland, not a bother, it’s almost like it doesn’t have to be. Somehow. It’s almost like it’s not beyond the wit of man.”

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In simple terms, on the off chance that Grimes A) Can read and B) Happens upon this webpage Switzerland, is neither a member of the EU or the European Economic Area BUT IS PART OF THE SINGLE MARKET. This means that Swiss nationals have the same rights to live and work in EU member states as other EEA nationals. The Schengen Agreement guarentees freedom of movement for countries which sign up to it. Switzerland joined the Schengen Area on 12th December 2008.

One of the very things Grimes campaigned against!

This is why Grimes could travel seamlessly between 2 countries which are part of the Schengen area. Grimes, as he would never admit himself is one of the key reasons that when my benevolent dictatorship is implemented the first law my regime will bring in is an IQ test before anyone is allowed to sign a broadband contract.

Additionally, as the self appointed Emperor of Tyneside, I now decree that Grimes is not allowed to be a Geordie, his citizenship is now stripped from him, he will be turned away from the border at Whitley Bay upon his return. Consider yourself stateless you absolute plum. Begone.